Jordon and I have had some funny conversations tonight and they seem to be the perfect "blogger" type to share and hopefully share a few laughs. He was watching James Bond tonight "The world is not enough" and I mentioned the fact that Daniel Craig is the best James Bond ever... sorry, but I'm biased I guess. He's just rugged and I like that. Pierce Brosnan is too pretty boy for me, not what I picture 007 as being like. And then of course all the other Bonds in the past (I'm not even going to mention Roger Moore, he's just not worth it), just don't cut it. The only runner up besides Craig would be Sean Connery, but only because I really like him too. But, he's only runner up because I only like him in his older years, younger years he just wasn't as good. So Daniel Craig all the way as Bond! Then we started talking about all the different movies and I mentioned how I get them all mixed up and confused. The only things I remember are mainly the villains and the "Bond girls"... you know, like "Christmas" the nuclear physicist, or the chick who owns the pipeline and ends up being bad in the end and he has to put a bullet in her chest. Or the guy with the diamonds in his face, or the girl who was painted gold and ended up dying in real life from lead poisening after that movie, or the guy with the metal teeth... you get the picture. Those are my memories of Bond, along with the slinky girls in the beginning of each movie who are practically naked, but shady so you can't see anything but the sillouette. Jordon says I need to go to James Bond therapy... if that existed. He laughed at me the entire time because what he remembers are the exploding scenes, the guns used, the nuclear reactors, etc... What do I know about nukes? I'm no nuclear engineer like he is! lol..... then we got on the topic of bikinis... see, since I've been tanning and feeling a little better about my body, I want to get a bikini (SHHHHH!!! I know, bad me), I'll admit, I already have one, but it was bought after having Ethan and it's now too big. So I think I deserve a new one. Jordon of course doesn't object to this. But we joked that I couldn't wear it anywhere around here, after all people would just give me the big round eyed look and think "oh my gosh, look at that sinner!" Welcome to "The Bubble"... Or they may think I'm from California, until they see how white I am in comparison and then realize that no, never mind... she's from Liberal Seattle. I laugh sometimes in the summer when I'm out in my skimpy running shorts and sleeveless tops while walking or running with Ethan in the stroller. The looks I get around here are hilarious... it's like I'm the worst person in the world, all I can do is laugh and look forward to the day when I can move out of this place. I feel totally normal when I go back to Seattle and go out running in the same garb... if anything, I might get funny looks just because I'm running in the rain in shorts and a sleeveless shirt, but you know what? I love it! I'll admit it, it's a weakness I guess. Oh well, can't be perfect at everything! And mom, I hope you aren't shaking your head, you have raised a very modest daughter, I've just come to realize that #1 I can't stand running with sleeves, they irritate my skin and #2 bikinis are a great way to feel sexy, but I will never be comfortable wearing them in public, just around my own house when no one is looking... I'm probably completely embarassing myself talking about this, but it's funny to me, and I need to laugh. I hope in the process, I make some of you laugh too.
Oh another thing today, I went to deseret industries and had great success in buying some cute shirts for myself, along with some nice shirts for Jordon for work, some summer sandals for Ethan, two Thomas the train movies and some fun toys. Ahhhhhh, shopping therapy... It was a good day to go to DI, lots of great finds. I've also finished my paramedic refresher course that took a month to do, phew! that's down, now I just need to get all the paperwork together to renew my medic certification for another two years. Paperwork is such a drag... Oh well, Happy Friday!
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Love this post!! You definitely made me laugh. We love James Bond movies; we enjoy how ridiculous they are and are quite entertained by how silly they can be. If you want to see the worst one, and the worst Bond (he only got to make one) watch In Her Majesty's Secret Service. So funny and terrible.
And I just can't believe you would wear a bikini or run in a sleeveless shirt!-What a Sinner!(This is complete sarcasm- if it makes you feel good I say go for it Liana!)
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